Jokes

1-Q: What’s cool, Irish, and likes to splash in rivers?

    A: A hip O’Potamus!

2-Q: What do you call a hippo without any eyes?

    A: A hppo!

3-Q: What do you give a seasick hippo?

    A: Lots of room!

4-Q: What do hippos put on their hot dogs?

    A: Hippopotamustard (Hippopota-mustard)

5-Q: What’s more difficult than getting a hippo in the back of your car?

    A: Getting TWO hippos in the back of your car!

6-(Variation of Joke 2) Q: What do you call a hippo without any eyes?

    A: Blind!

7-(First joke without hippos) Q: How do you get out of a room with no windows or doors, only a mirror and a table?

    A: You look in the mirror, you saw what you saw, you saw the table in half, two halves make a hole, you crawl out through the hole! 😉

One Response

  1. If you have any jokes you’d like to tell me about, leave a comment! Maybe you’ll see it on the site!

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